I do requests.

This NAFTA thing clearly isn't working, because whenever I make a trip back to Canada, 3/4 of my suitcase ends up carrying things that are cheaper when bought online in the US. Take for example:

Anonymous Stranger: hi
me: hi Anonymous Stranger.
AS: can i ask a favour?
me: yes?
AS: do you have room in your bag to bring something for me from US?
me: a lens?
AS: no....
AS: a colon cleanse system?

Yes, my friends can be incredibly funny. In this case, even without joking.

On healthy eating.

Remember those drink your vegetable commercials? Do hops count as vegetables?

What about pesto?

Reminder to self.

The world isn't all bad.